Anonymous said: I just smoked 20 joints and a few bowls, I don't even know what life is right now.

weedporndaily:

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lmao

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fauxpasta:

Grilling pizza! You’ve probably tried it, but you haven’t perfected it like our mother has. She has a litany of supplies and tricks that are specifically for her grilled pizza habit, and has kindly acquiesced to share them with the world.

You can find general guides for grilling pizza everywhere on the internet, but here’s the basic premise:

1. You make your pizza dough 1 to infinity days in advance. Nellie and I love Jim Lahey’s No-Knead pizza dough, but that recipe makes an inordinate amount of pizza dough. So much pizza dough you might be like “I’ll invite all my friends over” but it’s not possible to have so many friends who all happen to be free on the same night, on the same weekend? No. Not even Jim Lahey can imagine such a luxury, but he likes to front for us.

If you have the freezer space, you can separate and freeze the dough for later; if you don’t, halve the recipe and you’ll still have enough for at least two pizzas.

~DAY(S) PASSING, SEASONS CHANGING, NOT TOO MUCH THOUGH BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO BE NICE ENOUGH TO GRILL STILL~

2.  You roll out your dough. Now, what our mom does it choose her favorite pizza pan (a round, cookie-sheet esque thing) and trace the circle on parchment paper. She then flours it lightly and rolls out her pizza dough super thin on top of the parchment paper so it’s roughly the size of the circle. This has two purposes: 1) your pizza will fit perfectly in the pan for serving, or if you want to do a quick oven broil later on and 2) the parchment paper keeps the dough from slipping into the grill.

3. You do the first grill on your pizza dough. Preheat the grill to about 450F, then slide your parchment paper circle and dough circle onto a flat baking sheet. Once the grill is hot, you can slide the parchment and dough onto it. A lot of websites don’t use parchment, but if you like your pizza with super-thin, crackly crust it’ll slip through the grates if you omit it.

You only need a two minutes on the first side with the lid closed on the grill. If you like the cross-hatch pattern on your dough, rotate the pizza 90 degrees after it starts to cook. Once the first side is cooked, you can toss the parchment paper; the dough will hold together now. Cook the second side a little less than the first - this side gets a second grilling, so it needs to be just barely done.

4. Bring the dough back inside, put it on a cooling rack, and top top toppings on heaven’s door.  Variations on this are infinite, but for the one above we brushed the cooked, cooled pizza dough with a tablespoon of garlicky, rosemaried olive oil; added half a pound of sliced fresh buffalo mozzarella and some nice prosciutto, then topped with a quickly-sauteed shallot and shards of parmesan cheese. This pizza is not for the faint of cheese.

5. Grill Part Deux: Revenge of the Grill 3D. Use your sheet pan to bring your gussied-up (oh this old prosciutto? I just found it aging around the fridge somewhere) pizza over to the grill and slide it on, closing the lid for about five minutes. This goes quickly, so don’t get distracted. Stare at your closed grill, arms crossed, without an ounce of humor dancing in your heart. 

After removing it, we topped our finished pizza with baby arugula dressed up in its Sunday finest of lemon juice and olive oil, but later agreed it would have been better just plain and dry. A rare win for little baby arugula, but a fair one indeed. You, however, can afford to try it both ways! You have so much pizza dough left over.

-Paulina

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carryonmywaywardstirrup:

zethie:

catsbeaversandducks:

"If you can’t see the love in my eyes, come a little closer."

Photos via Cat Act 

If you don’t think cats are awesome you are wrong. Sorry, it’s scientificly proven.

decnikov
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the-goddamazon:

ianthe:

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day

That Binders Fulla Women album look like it would be dope as shit.

the-goddamazon:

ianthe:

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

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i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day

That Binders Fulla Women album look like it would be dope as shit.

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laoih:

hallucinogenicpandas:

Nerd HQ 2014

I would agree, except for the fact that they’re bringing a FUCKING LOVE INTREST IN FOR DEAN and there was Jess, and Lisa, and Ruby, and Meg, and Gilda so don’t fucking tell me that Supernatural shouldn’t have romance because it already does and has.

But that won’t be a love interest for Dean. It’s a fling, a short flirt, the end.
The other relationships? They weren’t about romance. We barely saw Sam and Jess more than 5min together, that’s not a romance plot. And Amelia or Lisa? It was to show the boys trying to get a normal life. It wasn’t much about their relationship, there was not a plot about their life together - no, it was about how they can’t have this life, how the supernatural world always comes back at them. That’s why we didn’t see one year or Dean & Lisa, but the part were he had to leave because Djinn and shapeshifters and Sam.

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llbwwb:

Otter love by Tim Smith

llbwwb:

Otter love by Tim Smith

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spiketv:

Chicken & waffles? Nope, it’s chicken IN waffles! New Frankenfood tonight at 10/9c. 

spiketv:

Chicken & waffles? Nope, it’s chicken IN waffles! New Frankenfood tonight at 10/9c. 

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